DECEMBER 21,2012 THEORY CAN BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!

So only 3years(days keep changing you count the days) are left for the dumbest and the lamest event to happen and people are buckling up. Soon there will be no fear of death and people will move out and start shoplifting and stuff as they are fearless already as the theories say the earth is going to end and they can make their fantasies come true like “robbing a bank”.

So there must be briefing over the theories for people’s sake so that they don’t sharpen their knives, clean their guns and buy bullets to start some riot, commit a number of felonies and get their name registered in the police department so that there won’t be any hitch for the police if they are out to catch them.
Apparently there are chances of the third world war to occur adding another event in the up coming 3 years. Well at least there must be one more world war before the end of the world, it will be cool, and won’t that be yeah I believe 55% of the obtuse population will say yes, I don’t mean it but that’s just a guess. As it continues more parties will get involved and provide the world with a newer definition of war and pain. Well a BIG NO TO WAR FROM at least my side so let’s set the war aside and carry on with end of the world theories.
I f I even count the number of theories that support the end of the world it might take me a complete day toting up and still wont reach the end, consequently giving life to propaganda and politics, the theories also lighten up the ease of death and culmination to a new generation of humans after the end of the current generation, will that be plausible.. Nope.
Video sharing websites for instance youtube, are bursting at the seams with videos regarding December 21,2012 , where the young generation is seething with agony and anguish. The agony which is lamer than the theories and the theories which are lamer than the word “lame”.
At this moment only an overflowing amount of money can help a man who loves his life rid off this dilemma. It’s really simple for people like Bill gates to find a way out when planet earth is in trouble. He can surely manage a 5 star space craft with 89 bed rooms, 3 pools, a big arcade, a horse riding coarse and a shopping mall with 5000 servants for a family of 4 with a little assistance from NASA and fly off to some other planet and can even take a trip around the planet and watch a live 3D cataclysmic TV show with his family and have fun with the strippers. Well at least he can fantasize that. While others will sleep with a pistol under their pillow wondering who they would shoot,SCREW THAT.
It’s really dramatic when they say it will be like some sort of supernatural event and it’s even more dramatic when they hook up with a hooker and catch an incurable STD and die before December 21, 2012 leaving us behind to have a moment of laughter at them when the theories prove to be a hoax.
Being of no use and spending most of the time watching old classic episodes of star trek can cause hazardous results and can even detach the hypothalamus present in the brain from the nervous system leading to nervous breakdown causing senseless thoughts conclusion of which are the end of the world theories. So screw the theories, burn a blunt,set back and relax.