How to be famous in 5 easy steps!
How to be famous in 5 easy steps!
Ever been famous “No” then you are at the right place.
- Go online and right a number of pointless blogs on different websites full of blaspheme and emerge to be a tool among your online friends by forcefully making them read your blog for no fucking reason and ask them to comment. If they don’t, rape their pets.
- Go and register your blog in online directories so that it will get easier for people to find you and your outlandish writings in no time. Ask girls that you meet online to go out with you if they don’t, superimpose their faces on porn pictures and make them feel like abhorrent cam whores.get a new youtube channel and make lameass videos with your doofus ass acting and try to look cute and hot however you know that you can’t but still can give it a go,upload your unsightly face all over the internet and keep asking people “how you look” despite of the fact that you already know that you are ugly and fully conscious of your looks
- Make a myspace page with your hideous undersexed picture as default to draw people’s attention, you can also gain popularity by sending friend requests to random-ass people with a tagged message saying that you are new online and can fuck them regardless of their gender as the day you decided to be famous you changed your orientation from gay to Bi, write few summaries of your blog in the blogspace provided by myspace, never forget to make fun of tom, people love it. Believe me it works.
HANDSOME FAGGOT
- Go to your neighbor’s house, break in and steal a healthy amount of money whenever you feel that they are not home, get a rented limo and show off later, you can rob your father too but do let him know later or he will hang around in your nightmares.
Meticulous and detailed plans can bring wonderful results with out any flaw.
5. Commit a number of heinous crimes like robbing a bank, raping old women not below the age of 81, kidnapping a number of girls and guys by luring them in, since you’re Bi , show your sexy moves and appear to be a total don Juan, however we know that you’re undersexed, later go to police, confess and guarantee that you will never do that again, they will spare your ass off if you bribe them with a little amount of money remember not over 5$ or there are chances of them to put you behind bars again to obtain a bigger amount.
That will be it and the day they set you free, you will discover that a large number of hot ebony chicks will approach you for your autograph and sooner you will be a great novelist ,a blogger and an absolute porn star and the government of united states will preserve your brain for the purpose of history classes of the great people who fucked the world in the armpit.
YOU DIG!
RENT BOY!
