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Dreams, anyone can dream, all that you need is a head with a brain, a bigger head is a plus point (for your thoughts to meander) and a sleep for two hours or less, you can even dream without sleep but such dreams are termed as day dreams. I have dreamt all my life but all that I could ever gain is hatred and extreme disgust , I have known people who tell me that their dreams came true regardless of what they exactly were, few of those dreams included “washing a car” and “hooking up with a dog” but still at least came true, I believe I have bright qualities, nothing compares, but when it comes to dreams and making them come true am a fucking loser, for the past two years I have been planning to get into some work and end up like a winner but everywhere I go and whoever I ask for a job they just tell me that I’m just too smart for the job and they are looking for some fucking pizza delivery kid who skates off the cliffs on the weekends. Well I didn’t mean to write about myself and my entire pejorative plight.
Dreams can be just whatever, no matter what they are and how easily can come true like, I have already mentioned about a guy “hooking up with a dog”, well he was a good friend of mine until the day when he asked me “If having sex with a dog puppy would be hygienic or not”, first I got dumbstruck and then due to my resilient nature, I said “what the fuck”, we had an argument and then I kicked that mother fucker out and the very next day I heard news out of nowhere that he finally fucked a dog, I believe that I did the right job by kicking him out or he could have started eating shit too and I can’t sustain with such coons,
I know how to live without kissing a girl, I have spent a total of 15 years without kissing a girl though I look good but still I wonder what’s so bad in me that girls turn panicky every time I try to approach them and I surely do not want to die in stampedes kicked off by girls, SCREW THAT.
You must have heard, seen and experienced bully kids; I was just one of them as long as I was in school, kids used to stay frightened every time I entered the class and every time I was on the skating ramp, oh looks like I forgot to mention that I m a pro skater, I have been on ESPN once, that day I encountered an accident and broke my jaw SCREW THAT.
So dreams are like flowers “daffodils” as long as there is moisture they survive and when transpiration rate goes higher they die. The same way the dreams die, the higher the expectations are, bigger the loser you become.
There have been people with great dreams few of them also made their dreams come true, for instance, Martin Luther king who dreamt of racial harmony, his dream finally came true when Obama was elected as the president but he couldn’t survive to witness it come true, I don’t support Obama but am going to get cooler if he legalizes reefer and stuff, more information about him is beyond my gamut because am not really that close to politics the way am to porn.
I have even dreamt of becoming a porn star but they think I’m too skinny to hold a bitch on my dick and I feel the same and won’t let my dick break into two, it hurts. Though I miss my girl! HEAPS!! But the day she blocked me on myspace and on the phone, I no longer have interest in her, hooking up with a hoe is a different deal, but I make sure that am as pure as an ocean though I have some times pissed in the gulf of Mexico but no doubt they deserve this respect.
There should be hold on dreams at the times of recession, I just figured that when Microsoft kicked my friend Ron (the universal limp dick) out due to the ongoing recession, he was pissed as fuck and could have murdered me if I didn’t say “ Hey! Ron it’s me your friend”! I believe that I would have done the same at the times of recession, believe me friendship is a different deal but money is the major matter of concern, as long as you’ve got money all of your friends will hang around you like “ants around sugar”, no matter how many times you kick them, they stick around as parasites and you will feel like the luckiest guy alive and might even rush around to get your name registered in “The Guinness Book of World Records” for having the most number ultra douches around you, fucking you in the ears and screaming their ass off to be the closest to you and wander around with the Largest man boobs in the world and tell the world how cool it is to have them. SCREW THAT.

Dreaming is pretty much comparable to being an indolent, a man full of laziness can only sleep and dream of being the president and fucking with smelly goats. SCREW THAT.
So wake up,break all the mother fucking rules,fly with a joint, fuck a number of medically examined hoes. While I go and have a nap!…kidding
and don’t forget to watch out for your pets, that crazy dog fucker is still out! The loser is on a fucking spree.