Archive for April 5th, 2009
REASON!why myspace addicts should be deported to hell!
They are really worried about their profile layout and spend precious hours in searching for them; they love their myspace more than their family and can even move out to spend a great life with their new date that’s their myspace profile, I have had myspace addict friends who used to ask me how they could make myspace layouts. Conversation went as below
Myspace addict: “yo, how can I make a kickass myspace layout of my own with great features like automatic replies to comments, my 3D ultra photoshoped HD QUALITY pictures, my update of every second, my cock for people to play with, visitors counter, tweaks and cheats, site map, ultra version of the classic limited edition star trek shock wave flash video game, and a lot more!”
ME: “did you do your homework?”
Myspace addict: “nope!”
ME: “did you call 911 when your mom was choking to death?”
Myspace addict: “nope!”
ME: “did you update your myspace?”
Myspace addict: “yup sure!”
ME: “did you go to the douche reunion lately?”
Myspace addict: “Umm..yup! But how do you know?”
ME: ( aggressively pointing a fork at him) “Get out of my house right now, you cock or ima call the police!”
Myspace addict: “you mad at me?”
ME: (stabbing his right butt cheek with the fork) “No why would I be? Fag!”
I know I did the right job so should you and let’s just hope these faggots don’t breed Lets make special rules for all of these myspace additcts!
- Every citizen should be equipped with a taser to instantly paralyze such myspace addicts if seen, who will later be dealt with under correctional facilities.
- person accused for breeding myspace addicts will be impeached to the most atrocious limits including “castration or mercy killing”
- such wankers should be stripped off their rights and dropped off the Niagara falls with their portrayed myspace profile picture tied around their necks and an internet connection up their ass.
- Delete their myspace profiles.
- That’s it.
Though you are 50 years old and still have a myspace but make sure that your child is not a myspace addict or any close to the vicinity of the word “myspace addict”, If your kid shows any sign of an addict, ground him for life, beat him, tell him that he is worthless, put him on work and take a large part of his income for your weeds and stuff,make them commit felonies so he will eventually go to jail, make him feel like you have never been angrier, m sure he is going to quit either myspace or living with you, anyway if he quits myspace, definitely one day he will come into sight as a great personality perfect for noble award, the way am going to receive a noble award sooner for being the most intelligent person alive! Screw that TOOL!
