How to be famous in 5 easy steps!
Ever been famous “No” then you are at the right place.
- Go online and right a number of pointless blogs on different websites full of blaspheme and emerge to be a tool among your online friends by forcefully making them read your blog for no fucking reason and ask them to comment. If they don’t, rape their pets.
- Go and register your blog in online directories so that it will get easier for people to find you and your outlandish writings in no time. Ask girls that you meet online to go out with you if they don’t, superimpose their faces on porn pictures and make them feel like abhorrent cam whores.get a new youtube channel and make lameass videos with your doofus ass acting and try to look cute and hot however you know that you can’t but still can give it a go,upload your unsightly face all over the internet and keep asking people “how you look” despite of the fact that you already know that you are ugly and fully conscious of your looks
- Make a myspace page with your hideous undersexed picture as default to draw people’s attention, you can also gain popularity by sending friend requests to random-ass people with a tagged message saying that you are new online and can fuck them regardless of their gender as the day you decided to be famous you changed your orientation from gay to Bi, write few summaries of your blog in the blogspace provided by myspace, never forget to make fun of tom, people love it. Believe me it works.
HANDSOME FAGGOT
- Go to your neighbor’s house, break in and steal a healthy amount of money whenever you feel that they are not home, get a rented limo and show off later, you can rob your father too but do let him know later or he will hang around in your nightmares.
Meticulous and detailed plans can bring wonderful results with out any flaw.
5. Commit a number of heinous crimes like robbing a bank, raping old women not below the age of 81, kidnapping a number of girls and guys by luring them in, since you’re Bi , show your sexy moves and appear to be a total don Juan, however we know that you’re undersexed, later go to police, confess and guarantee that you will never do that again, they will spare your ass off if you bribe them with a little amount of money remember not over 5$ or there are chances of them to put you behind bars again to obtain a bigger amount.
That will be it and the day they set you free, you will discover that a large number of hot ebony chicks will approach you for your autograph and sooner you will be a great novelist ,a blogger and an absolute porn star and the government of united states will preserve your brain for the purpose of history classes of the great people who fucked the world in the armpit.
YOU DIG!
RENT BOY!
I don’t give a fuck whether you have a myspace or not , well i had one that i left a couple of months ago. i nolonger feel like having a myspace page for making friends yeah that’s what their logo is. May be people think this is the only way to have friends all over the world huh???”cunts” what are you gonna do with making fake unreal friends that later on ask you for money and when you deny they start stalking your ass up and you rush around to look for a for a gap to save your butt. About few months ago i met a girl online probably i talked to her for a minute or two then i logged out, the next day when i logged into my instant messenger back again, a big im window popped out of nowhere, with words “hun how are you” “hit me back as you get this”i was like wtf …..i had almost forgotten about that but she made me remind her back….i replied back “who is this……lmfao i don’t the fuck know who you are” and what i found that bitch was a 24/7 myspacer jerkarse and she instantly replied back that she met me yesterday morning on myspace, she seemed like some bald wetback trying to fool me around, i said “o I c” (oh i see) then we talked a way. I just wanted to get rid of that bitch but she was like a parasite and starting sucking blood off my butt, i didn’t want to block her as am too nice for people to take, but what i got in return “fuck” well we talked on for months, then she got straight to the point -her words “hey hun i won’t feel bad if you buy me a new car if you feel generous” i said huh??? car?…i denied to buy her a car, i hadn’t even seen her how the fuck would i buy her a car…..then after few days she said “Hun, I wanna borrow some money from you..just$1000…..wow she said just...lol now i got her she was a bitch entrapping guys to make money out of them….i thought” why the fuck this bitch doesn’t want to leave me”…then i stopped talking to her…coz i knew that if i don’t stop talking she wouldn’t….here i made it….she got fed up of me as she kept sending messages but i didn’t reply back yeah im a genius and thats what i get paid for, i advice you what whenever you feel like making a mypace profile first contact me “the victim” i don’t like welshing on deals I would 100 and 1% reply back…..im writing a book over this title‘THE VICTIM’ BY KroniKsan” HERE IS THE COVER MY LATEST BOOK THAT WILL BE RELEASED BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.
Are you being suspicious on your girlfriend that she’s cheating on u with someone that you don’t know about coz you always stay away from her for work and other tasks. if you ask people in your neighborhood do they ask their girlfriends what they do whenever they are not around most of the people would say ‘no’ but few would rather give a tacit answer or straight. yeah its found almost everywhere and the one who has to suffer is you. I’m not truly sure but more than 14% of cases of women infidelity are from USA only. many unsuspecting boyfriends don’t notice until their girlfriends ask them to piss off than being mad is “no shit Sherlock”. I have also heard people who try to be over suspicious on their girlfriends fall into trouble more often. I get you right here don’t be so dumb if you are one, I cant help you. if she is cheating on you then why don you ask her, why are you trying to be one those fucking stamp collectors that are mostly in ebony chicks. I have had a lot of friends they suffered from the same shit called “cheating on me”. I tell u what cheat on her and let her cheat on you this would find a healthy solution to the problems of both of you. I’m too sure that you must have been tired, fed up, bored and finding no interest in your girlfriend but you are still trying to be sober coz you are finding no other way to show how trust worthy you are. what can be said now if you don’t even follow what a Genius (ME) has written down. then you better leave that girl alone and join the stamp collectors and stat buying star trek (classic) DVDs yeah you deserve that.
