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The act of talking much and thinking less bring about dire consequences turning you into a total fool epitomizing your only dumbass sense of irresponsibility that you keep with in your own control not letting it gain a shape that you may not roll back.
I have seen people trying their best to avoid everything they are asked to do no matter whether it gets any closer to their own benefit, they would surely counter…at least it’s better than sitting on your own shitpile banging your man boobs in shameless ways making people think that you are a certified meth and bong water dealer. I know they have jobs but they quit as soon as they get their arms on something they can fuck with but this instead makes it more complicated as they’ve got no clue what it is and what results they may have to face but they won’t cave in until they are whacked off the skull. A headbutt would work far better than giving them some LSD to trip the fuck around. They look for some love but their level of Narcissism is  high on so many levels that they even forget the one that they asked for empathy, they are sad and bleeding their ass off but that is it now they have had enough of spanking by their fate.
These people can screw their providence and start fucking with every thing they get .it’s cool as long its not a 2 bucks hooker ready to let them lick her ass line already ,Catching disease leading to drowsiness, No shit, Sherlock.   If in case I forgot to mention about one of those shop worn life less creatures that I know of and live around my 50000 acre mansion, so please let me introduce you to

“Mr. my ass is gay so don’t blame me”

A full time shirker with the face of a Tranny . Who left his family for his only excuse of suffering from work phobia; at least he didn’t say laziness or might have faced worse results.
Even doctors claim that being indolent is a disease so all the shirkers should
be given sick pays plus the sick bonus they don’t deserve so that they can fuck their couch and tell the world that it’s not fun. But they still have feelings, though obsolete but too much of TV.and porn online fade the remaining emotions away in one go. Now they are back to their selfish lazyass shirker self and start blaming others for their laziness along with the excuse of being work phobic. Even a sloth can free style when in trouble but the shirkers will move out and sell their houses so that they can buy few more of the classics star trek DVDS as they are broke already. Eventually with time they turn into critics and start giving their own opinions on pop culture with their incredible wits that they inherited from the chimpanzees who are at least not shirkers. they are happy to receive the full pay on account of their justification of being work phobic which is gay as there are hardly any employers that will hire some indolent dolts just to hit their heads into the wall for hiring such chumps clinging to the very first outlandish babbling.Their resilient nature adds another feature to their useless existence leading to self destruction wreaking hovacs into the lives of their employers….it’s as simple as putting your pinky in your nose and taking the dry phlegm out and enjoying the never ending holiday package they received on being dicks with no chicks.Fucking schmucks
…happy shirkers day….mother fuckers

END OF THE WORLD DECEMBER21,2012 IS A TOTAL BULLSHIT..THIS IS HOW THEY WERE ALL WRONG.

Whenever we talk about time the words that run around our minds are the past, the present and the future…but according to me there was no past, there is no present and there will be no future as its all today. As the days pass by we tend to think that the time is changing but in reality it’s just the cycle of the planet rotating on its axis and revolving around the sun giving us the sensation that the time is changing and which they gave the name Time. So time is an observable fact set by Humans. As a person grows old he is bound to think that he has lived a long life (no doubt a long time for him at least) but growing old does not have anything to do with time, it’s just his body that has stopped working in coordination (rhythm I might add), gone weary and tired of the everyday shit. Falling sick is also no way connected with time and now you can hear me loud and all the way clear. Thousands of years ago a minority called the Mayans popped out of nowhere which worked on several futile projects that they had no clue about. As god gave them sense to utilize, they put all of their hard work in tasks that went in vain but for them they were astounding. They couldn’t survive longer than 1000 years with their senseless existence. One of their ludicrous creations is The Mayan calendar on which they claimed that the world wont go over the date 12/21/2012 and we all will have to die on this day. As this day is coming over the fear of the dooms day is creeping slowly and slowly, inch by inch into the mind of people, which is as vain as the existence of The Mayans.. According to the calculation and consideration that I had gone through for over years working day in day out along with the daily school shit (I’m eighteen), I think they were all jerks with no lives to live, that’s why their community couldn’t go longer than 1000 years (not sure about that ). So people don’t have to fear what The Mayans calendar is and whatever it says… as its all fake and a headless idea as
Time does not exist (in a natural way)……so the calendar does not exist either…how ever I can’t talk about the phenomenon of Probability.

I don’t give a fuck whether you have a myspace or not , well i had one that i left a couple of months ago. i nolonger feel like having a myspace page for making friends yeah that’s what their logo is. May be people think this is the only way to have friends all over the world huh???”cunts” what are you gonna do with making fake unreal friends that later on ask you for money and when you deny they start stalking your ass up and you rush around to look for a for a gap to save your butt. About few months ago i met a girl online probably i talked to her for a minute or two then i logged out, the next day when i logged into my instant messenger back again, a big im window popped out of nowhere, with words “hun how are you” “hit me back as you get this”i was like wtf …..i had almost forgotten about that but she made me remind her back….i replied back “who is this……lmfao i don’t the fuck know who you are” and what i found that bitch was a 24/7 myspacer jerkarse and she instantly replied back that she met me yesterday morning on myspace, she seemed like some bald wetback trying to fool me around, i said “o I c” (oh i see) then we talked a way. I just wanted to get rid of that bitch but she was like a parasite and starting sucking blood off my butt, i didn’t want to block her as am too nice for people to take, but what i got in return “fuck” well we talked on for months, then she got straight to the point -her words “hey hun i won’t feel bad if you buy me a new car if you feel generous” i said huh??? car?…i denied to buy her a car, i hadn’t even seen her how the fuck would i buy her a car…..then after few days she said “Hun, I wanna borrow some money from you..just$1000…..wow she said just...lol now i got her she was a bitch entrapping guys to make money out of them….i thought” why the fuck this bitch doesn’t want to leave me”…then i stopped talking to her…coz i knew that if i don’t stop talking she wouldn’t….here i made it….she got fed up of me as she kept sending messages but i didn’t reply back yeah im a genius and thats what i get paid for, i advice you what whenever you feel like making a mypace profile first contact me “the victim” i don’t like welshing on deals I would 100 and 1% reply back…..im writing a book over this title‘THE VICTIM’ BY KroniKsan” HERE IS THE COVER MY LATEST BOOK THAT WILL BE RELEASED BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.

About 6 days from today I noticed something that my belly starts from my belly button to the end of my back and found that the total distance between my belly button and the back is no way more than 15inch but when I looked at the belly of Mr.Frincher (the friendly neighborhood fat man) I thanked god for not making me that big the way Mr.Frincher is. I just laugh at those people m not trying to put any kind of hate or discrimination over this but its definitely a matter of laughter that they wake up early in the morning and run around miles or blocks just to see that godly endowed belly a lil thinner or smaller as their main problem above every other problem is to look good. But they are not at all aware of what they are gaining and what they are losing. I can’t tell about those who get fatter with the time and gather an enormous amount strange jelly kind of yellow fat in their ass but m too damn sure about those who are born fat they can’t get thinner no matter whatever they do whether bungee jumping , run day in day out or bring changes in their diet. I suggest them to pack their stuff up and fly to Hawaii then they won’t have to suffer lives without chicks or gays (according to their orientation) plus they would also get rid of jacking off in the corner 4 to 5 times a day.

Are you being suspicious on your girlfriend that she’s cheating on u with someone that you don’t know about coz you always stay away from her for work and other tasks. if you ask people in your neighborhood do they ask their girlfriends what they do whenever they are not around most of the people would say ‘no’ but few would rather give a tacit answer or straight. yeah its found almost everywhere and the one who has to suffer is you. I’m not truly sure but more than 14% of cases of women infidelity are from USA only. many unsuspecting boyfriends don’t notice until their girlfriends ask them to piss off than being mad is “no shit Sherlock”. I have also heard people who try to be over suspicious on their girlfriends fall into trouble more often. I get you right here don’t be so dumb if you are one, I cant help you. if she is cheating on you then why don you ask her, why are you trying to be one those fucking stamp collectors that are mostly in ebony chicks. I have had a lot of friends they suffered from the same shit called “cheating on me”. I tell u what cheat on her and let her cheat on you this would find a healthy solution to the problems of both of you. I’m too sure that you must have been tired, fed up, bored and finding no interest in your girlfriend but you are still trying to be sober coz you are finding no other way to show how trust worthy you are. what can be said now if you don’t even follow what a Genius (ME) has written down. then you better leave that girl alone and join the stamp collectors and stat buying star trek (classic) DVDs yeah you deserve that.